- Ты вчера напился.
- угу. Я это отчетливо чувствую сегодня. Будет сканадал?
- Не будет. Вчера был.
- Да? (огорченно) Перескажи вкратце, а то я не очень помню.
- Я тебе рассказывала о культуре потребления алкоголя в довольно резких выражениях.
- Да? А я чего?
- А ты курил, слушал молча, а потом и говоришь «Милая, я второй раз женат, и , судя по твоей манере разговора, чувствую - не в последний»…
- хыыыы. А ты чего?
- А чего я? Заткнулась…
Анекдот.
13.03.2008 Автор: zopppa · 15 комментариев
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1 // 16.12.2011 в 2:30 дп
some phones with gps capability work by…
assisted gps (a-gps) only, and do not function when out of range of their carrier’s cell towers. others can navigate worldwide with satellite gps signals as a dedicated portable gps receiver does, upgrading their operation to a-gps mode when in range….
2 // 17.12.2011 в 12:40 дп
method is by assisting position devices when…
gps signals are weak or not available. because gps satellite signals may be impeded by tall buildings, and do not penetrate building interiors well agps makes use of distance to cellular towers to estimate location when gps signals are not available….
3 // 30.01.2012 в 4:07 дп
night.you can also use other hair loss…
products, such as procerin which is used to manage dht and promote hair growth. its advantages are prevention of hair deficiency and the regrowth from previously barren hair follicles, free from procerin side effect, and has all the natural products.th…
4 // 02.02.2012 в 12:01 пп
on sales and profits.now i’ll admit that…
developing a great new menu is no simple task. however, following the steps that i have outlined will ensure the results well worth the effort. obviously, the process can be dramatically scaled down for small operations and tailored to specific need….
5 // 02.02.2012 в 11:26 пп
and keep them clean. change and wash…
your underwear regularly.yeast infections, either oral, vaginal or skin, may also be more common in people with weakened immune systems caused by cancer treatments, steroid use, or diseases such as aids or hiv. the fungus may spread throughout the enti…
6 // 03.02.2012 в 1:56 дп
of images. like old fashioned tvs an…
lcd television screen consists of pixels each of which can show a viewer multiple colors. it is the combination of these pixels that forms the picture displayed on a tv screen or computer monitor.benefits of watching video on an lcd tvwhen…
7 // 05.02.2012 в 1:10 дп
when you find yourself in this mess,…
how do you get out? when you’re facing prosecution for a dui arrest the only reliable course of action is in hiring a good and experienced dui attorney.if you live in florida, an arrest for driving under the influence of alcohol…
8 // 06.02.2012 в 11:35 дп
and wastes in your blood from the…
foods you eat and the things you drink. this is also called “chronic kidney disease” or “chronic renal failure”.this is not a condition that happens over night- it is a progressive problem and in that it can be both discovered early…
9 // 07.02.2012 в 9:58 дп
gadgets. herbal tea gradually reduces your urge…
for smoking and at one point of time makes you feel that cigarettes are not worth it. herbal tea helps smokers- find out how herbal tea consists of lot of natural substance that keeps you fresh and strengthens your nerves. stop…
10 // 07.02.2012 в 8:16 пп
recent years have made coconut water a…
fairly prominent part of both their personal lives and in sponsored endorsements. while just being a celebrity coconut water drinker doesn’t translate into clear medical benefits, it means a lot when it is consumed by professional athletes who care tr…
11 // 07.02.2012 в 9:31 пп
is the most evident sign of abuse….
the mind decreases its ability to rationalize due to the increase urge of using these herbal smoke blends. it maybe one of the main reasons why there are lesser reports of drug abuse cases. users are not aware that they already…
12 // 07.02.2012 в 10:00 пп
level. these guiding services also provide you…
with fishing equipment which is of fine quality. they help you have the best experience in fishing. personal services, fishing products and instructions on fishing are their selling points. these services also provide you with up to date information ab…
13 // 08.02.2012 в 5:28 дп
take care of your family and yourself…
by saving money whenever you can. the food companies can take care of themselves. it they don’t make money by circulating discount coupons for their products, they wouldn’t do it. don’t worry about what some people think of you just because…
14 // 08.02.2012 в 11:07 дп
any overflow calls seamlessly, so there are…
no lost clients.another plus is that patients can be greeted by a live, friendly voice rather than a recording. although voicemail is prevalent in today’s world, the fact remains that most people would rather speak with a live representative. communic…
15 // 08.02.2012 в 9:48 пп
takes to fulfill that vision. but we…
must instill the right message in our mind at the core level.using mental techniques does not “replace” healthy eating habits. it creates them! that’s the whole idea. the subconscious is the seat of habit. and of intuition. with the right mindset,…
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