Однажды подружки пригласили меня на девичник. Я сообщила об этом мужу, и пообещала вернуться не позже полуночи.
- Обещаю, что буду дома в двенадцать - как штык, - пылко заверила я.
Вечеринка была чудесна. Шампанское - восхитительно, и время пролетело как-то совершенно незаметно. В итоге, я, в стельку пьяная, приперлась домой около четырех часов ночи.Только я переступила порог, как кукушка на часах в гостиной, сцука, прокуковала четыре раза!!! Я лихо мигом сообразив, что муж мог проснуться, услышав кукушку, и звездюлей мне тогда точно не избежать, вмиг, не задумываясь, прокуковала голосом кукушки еще восемь раз. Ибо теперь, если он слышит кукушку, пусть думает, что сейчас лишь полночь.
Втайне гордясь своей смекалкой, я мышкой прокралась в спальню и тихонько улеглась под бочок моего строгого мужа.
На следующее утро за завтраком, он спросил меня, когда я вернулась. Состроив невинную мордашку, я сказала:
- Ровно в двенадцать, как раз часы в гостиной пробили полночь.
- Да, я слышал, - невозмутимо ответил муж.
Ф-ууу! - похоже скандала мне удалось избежать!
Но немного помолчав, муж продолжил:
- И знаешь что, милая, нам надо срочно менять эту кукушку в часах.
Вчера, когда ты пришла, я услышал как кукушка прокуковала четыре раза, затем сказала: “вот блять”, прокуковала еще четыре раза, затемсморкнулась, прокуковала 2 раза опять, как то похихикала и прокуковав оставшиеся два раза, наступив на кошку с грохотом ебнулась на паркет..
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