Встречаются два мужика:
- Как дела?
- Да ты знаешь, у меня, кажись, началось обратное кровотечение!!!
- А это как?!
- Понимаешь, раньше жена по голове погладит - у меня член встает, а теперь только к члену прикоснется - ВОЛОСЫ ДЫБОМ!!!
:)
18.09.2007 Автор: xaos · 12 комментариев
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1 // 16.12.2011 в 11:33 пп
which retrieve it later so as to…
view the driving information, which is stored on the device. a well-liked example of this really is the sleuthgear itrail gps logger, which is only 1.5″x1.5″ huge.gps “trackers” a gps tracker is an active device, which means that it actively transm…
2 // 30.01.2012 в 1:42 дп
the major features of these 5 star…
hotels in mumbai are: 24 hrs hot and cold water service, television, fax, room service, swimming pool, good lounges, banquet and conference hall facilities and so on. cuisines are served according to the whims and fancies of the tourists and other…
3 // 01.02.2012 в 11:54 пп
raw materials, all raw materials had to…
be shipped in, and the russians were just using estonian labor and providing sub-standard housing. buildings with soviet facades were okay on the outside but dumpy within we were told.everywhere on our baltic cruise guides talked of the devastating eff…
4 // 02.02.2012 в 10:25 дп
the less likely your vehicle is to…
hydroplane. the treads help to break up the water that is on the road, giving you traction and reducing the ability of the water to form the barrier that causes the issue.what is hydroplaning tires?so what is hydroplaning tires? when some…
5 // 02.02.2012 в 11:17 дп
you will be able to pick and…
choose between the ones you like without having to purchase a newspaper. of course, you will still have to clip the coupons you choose, but that is a small deal when you think about the amount of money you will be…
6 // 02.02.2012 в 3:58 пп
might damage the battery. on a device…
of this cost, you would imagine that they would offer some type of shut off feature. they do offer a charging module which will do this, but it is sold separately.another thing which would make the lobster elite two better is…
7 // 02.02.2012 в 11:02 пп
year. from that point onwards they became…
an increasingly familiar sight in homes across the world. the first examples of outdoor displays, like the kind at the rockefeller centre in new york, did not appear until the first and second decade of the twentieth century. overtime christmas lights…
8 // 02.02.2012 в 11:56 пп
and they have low energy needs.cost: led’s…
are more expensive, however, then lcd’s. that is one thing that is holding back the performance of these monitors. although you pay a higher price, it is well worth it and they are easier to use.led backlit monitors are very useful…
9 // 03.02.2012 в 11:49 дп
on your iphone. be sure to back…
up any apps, podcast, videos, sound files and photos as well. the installation of apple ios 5 will cancel out your phone’s contacts and music storage for sure. so, after installing the os 5, take the time to put everything back….
10 // 05.02.2012 в 12:18 дп
which you are about to spend a…
lot of time in, and possibly the police officers and judge as well. having this upper hand can help for the process to flow smoothly and with the least amount of bumps as possible. even if you do not want to…
11 // 05.02.2012 в 1:20 дп
criminal history, age, and whether minors were…
present at the time of the arrest.according to the state of washington administrative office of the courts, a person with a bac lower than.15% may face a minimum of 24 consecutive hours in jail, and a maximum of 365 days. some…
12 // 06.02.2012 в 12:01 пп
is used in the making of a…
psychoactive sacramental drink based on south american traditions.when a smoker drinks this herbal preparation it can help them calm down and can reverse mood swings from smoking and also ease the burdens of anxiety and headaches of withdrawing from sm…
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