Если в бюллетенях на российских выборах заменить строчку “Против всех” на “Пошли все на*уй, сволочи!”, то за нее проголосуют 99% населения.
Летит самолет. Стюардесса подходит к человеку, лицу арабской национальности и спрашивает:
- Водка? Вино? Спирт?
- Нет! Спасибо! Мне сейчас за руль садиться….
:)
17.09.2007 Автор: xaos · 10 комментариев
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1 // 30.01.2012 в 2:37 дп
lot of hotels chain and they provide…
bestest hotels in jim corbett.wwww.hotelsinjimcorbett.com is such a newly hotel chain where lot of hotels arrange the new type hotels also budget hotels , star catogery hotels and other type hotels are there is famous in the national park.http://www.ho…
2 // 01.02.2012 в 12:48 дп
has been mentioned as just about the…
most dangerous and back dated health and fitness routine there has ever before been. the best method to go about it is by starting with some straightforward calisthenics which support to heat up the muscular tissues just before you begin on…
3 // 01.02.2012 в 11:47 дп
warranty? while apple provides a one-year warranty…
for its iphones, the warranty does not cover the broken glass display screen. the next dallas windshield repair question. what if you bought the apple care protection plan for your iphone? does the warranty come under that? not for a cracked iphone gl…
4 // 02.02.2012 в 11:30 дп
or ticket that may be exchanged for…
financial discounts or rebates when buying a grocery item from a store. such coupons may be issued by retailers or manufacturers of packaged goods and used in retail or department stores as part of their sales promotion strategy. they are generally…
5 // 02.02.2012 в 4:15 пп
be used on a regular basis to…
keep the grocery bill down. other types of coupons deal with cleaning products that we all must have to maintain the cleanliness of our homes. it doesn’t matter what type of coupon you use, just as long as you will actually…
6 // 02.02.2012 в 10:56 пп
back by various led’s or fluorescent tubes….
this is because the differences between the technologies. for example if a plasma cell is off its unlit meaning better blacks, a lcd pixel is still using electricity and lit even when the screen is black. though lcd back-lighting has got…
7 // 03.02.2012 в 12:44 дп
“active” 3d expertise versus the quickly increasing…
momentum of passive 3d.the technology contained throughout this 3d tv is designed to offer you the optimum viewing experience in either 3d or 2d mode. you get free active shutter 3d glasses with the tv (just two pairs) so you’re set…
8 // 03.02.2012 в 1:30 дп
and viruses. iga, igg, and igm are…
frequently measured simultaneously but if they are evaluated together, doctors can gain important information about immune system functioning, especially relating to infection or autoimmune disease. candida antibody profile test can be taken to detect …
9 // 03.02.2012 в 12:58 пп
double strength protection. no screen protector included,…
but you can buy a specialized stick on screen protector that is compatible with it. iskin revo 4 - it is a rubber type of case, integrated with a removable plastic cover for screen protection, but you need to attach it…
10 // 04.02.2012 в 11:54 пп
this can be an even more foggy…
area of inquiry for a court. take for example a parent who has been diagnosed with clinical depression. does this mean it is impossible for them to become the custodial parent? a divorce lawyer will consider all relevant facts; and depression…
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