Представьте, вы прожили 80 лет благочестивой жизни, умираете, на смертном одре в окружении родственников и друзей (даже учеников)…
Через 5 минут вокруг вас трехглазые инопланетяне вырывающие из ваших семипалых лап бульбулятор, спрашивают: “Ну как торкнуло? Не шняга? Стоит курить? Говори, че видел?”
Вчера на чемпионате мира по легкой атлетике был установлен новый мировой рекорд в метании молота. Два зрителя ранено, пять обосрались. Погибших нет.
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05.09.2007 Автор: xaos · 24 комментария
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1 // 11.03.2010 в 5:28 пп
Óëüòðàçâóêîâîé íåðàçðóøàþùèé êîíòðîëü…
Óëüòðàçâóêîâûå ïðèáîðû…
2 // 13.03.2010 в 5:29 пп
Òàõåîìåòðû ýëåêòðîííûå…
Òåîäîëèòû ýëåêòðîííûå…
3 // 15.03.2010 в 5:20 дп
Êîìïüþòåðû äëÿ ìîíòàæà â ïàíåëè óïðàâëåíèÿ…
Îäíîïëàòíûå ïðîìûøëåííûå êîìïüþòåðû…
4 // 16.03.2010 в 12:15 дп
Ëó÷øèå ïëÿæè Þæíî-Êèòàéñêîãî ìîðÿ…
Âüåòíàì - ñòðàíà ñ äðåâíåéøåé èñòîðèåé è êóëüòóðîé…
5 // 17.03.2010 в 2:44 дп
Îáîðóäîâàíèå ìåëüíè÷íî-ýëåâàòîðíîå è êðóïÿíîå…
Îáîðóäîâàíèå äëÿ ìàñëîæèðîâîé ïðîìûøëåííîñòè…
6 // 19.03.2010 в 5:31 дп
Èíôîðìàöèÿ î Êèòàå…
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7 // 20.03.2010 в 6:00 дп
Êðèò - ñàìûé áîëüøîé îñòðîâ Ãðåöèè…
Îñòðîâ Êðèò - ýòî äðàãîöåííàÿ ÷àñòü èñòèííî ãðå÷åñêîé çåìëè…
8 // 22.03.2010 в 6:04 пп
Âåñû ïðîñòîãî âçâåøèâàíèÿ…
Òîðãîâûå âåñû…
9 // 24.03.2010 в 12:31 дп
Òîêàðíûå, ñâåðëèëüíûå, øëèôîâàëüíûå è çàòî÷íûå ñòàíêèü…
Îñîáåííîñòè òîêàðíûõ ñòàíêîâ ñ ×ÏÓ…
10 // 25.03.2010 в 5:40 дп
Îòåëè Àâñòðèè: Âåíà, Çààëüáàõ, Çàëüöáóðã, Çîëüäåí, Èøãëü…
Âåíà - ãîðîä ðîñêîøíûõ äâîðöîâ, âåëè÷åñòâåííûõ ïëîùàäåé, æèâîïèñíûõ óëî÷åê…
11 // 26.03.2010 в 6:07 дп
Îáîðóäîâàíèå äëÿ ìîíòàæà ñòàëüíûõ òðóá…
Èíñòðóìåíò äëÿ ïðåññ-ôèòèíãà…
12 // 27.03.2010 в 2:36 дп
Êîíòðîëüíî-èçìåðèòåëüíûå ïðèáîðû Yokogawa…
Àíàëèçàòîðû Yokogawa…
13 // 16.12.2011 в 1:59 дп
similar hardware. a typical a-gps-enabled receiver will…
use a data connection (internet or other) to contact the assistance server for a-gps information. some a-gps devices cannot fall back to standard gps. many mobile phones combine a-gps and other location services including wps and cell-site triangulatio…
14 // 30.01.2012 в 1:46 дп
blow dryer and air drying your hair…
instead. in the event you can’t live with out your blow dryer, try utilizing it on a low heat setting.style your hair when it is dry or damp. styling your hair whilst it is wet can cause it to stretch and…
15 // 01.02.2012 в 12:34 дп
new skills such as these.you can do…
the same to heighten a good memory, by association. when you think about happy memories, you re-create the happy feelings associated with them. remember a game when you felt really confident, aware of your ability, strength and self-belief. now let the…
16 // 01.02.2012 в 2:46 дп
and soft, plus it builds a wall…
against losing weight too. there does need to be a balance when it comes to estrogen, when this is out of balance for any reason, weight can be gained and it can be hard to lose the weight too. high estrogen…
17 // 01.02.2012 в 11:59 дп
pliers. i like the gerber multitool. keep…
them in a nylon holster on your belt. any time you need them they are within easy reach.6. keep a dehooker handy. there are many styles, including home-made, but the arc dehooker is the best known. the dehooker not only saves…
18 // 01.02.2012 в 10:36 пп
with colourful shops, cafes and pubs are…
scattered in almost every corner of tallinn. so, get swayed by the dashing looking people of estonia and the ever delicious cuisine but most importantly, get swayed by the rock-roll parties that you can have here on your tallinn stag weekend….
19 // 02.02.2012 в 11:39 пп
and surf the internet. you can also…
use your usb to show movies on the television that have been downloaded from the internet.other features of this samsung model include 1920 x 1080 resolution and motion plus 100hz, which means that the picture quality delivered by the television is…
20 // 03.02.2012 в 2:33 дп
lighting technological innovation. they are very versatile…
due to the big variety of dmx channels being used, which helps make them nowadays inseparable component of any light show. tthe fungus known as candida is a stubborn sort. million of u.s. citizens visit the doctor every year in an…
21 // 03.02.2012 в 12:20 пп
far ahead of any competing os brands…
in the market today. the icloud feature is also expected to be present and to be used in full flow. via icloud you can wirelessly access photos, calendars, documents, files, etc. the iphone 5 will automatically be able to sync with…
22 // 05.02.2012 в 12:47 дп
make your call. if you do not…
have a number, make sure the person you call arranges to have a dui lawyer meet you at the station as soon as possible. if you’ve exercised your miranda rights and nothing is able to be held against you, you have…
23 // 06.02.2012 в 11:07 дп
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indicates, is used for wrinkled skin. it is the most demanded product amongst all the four products under the category of hempz moisturizer. the reason is quite obvious for its high demand. the product works nothing short of a miracle to…
24 // 06.02.2012 в 12:19 пп
alarms. dusty areas, where particles of dust…
could cause smoke alarm failure or false alarm in areas where air temperature may fall below 40â°f (4â°c) or rise above 100â°f (38â°c) avoid areas near the doors and windows while installing a smoke alarmif you got that far, i hope…
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