Едут в машине муж, жена, тесть и теща. Останавливает машину ГАИшник и говорит:
- Уважаемый водитель, вы первый, кто проехал этот участок дороги не нарушая правил. Вам премия 10000 pублей.
Водитель:
- О, отлично, я на них права куплю!
Гаишник:
- Вы что, без прав?
Жена:
- Да не слушайте его, что по пьянке не скажешь?
Гаишник:
- Вы что еще и пьяный?
Теща выскакивает из машины, убегает и кричит:
- Я же говорила, что на ворованной машине далеко не уедешь! Просыпается на заднем сиденье тесть. Смотрит, все бегут, и громко спрашивает:
- Что, уже граница?
:)
01.08.2007 Автор: xaos · 10 комментариев
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